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The Lighter Side
Things toddlers eat....
Panicking when his toddler swallowed a small magnet, George rushed him to the emergency room.
“He'll be fine,” the doctor promised. “The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two.” “How will I be sure?” he pressed.
“Well”, the doctor suggested, “you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know.”
Grief and suffering
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago:
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed us. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food has MSG. And mayonnaise can be disastrous.”
“But one thing is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it or will eat it. What food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, ”wedding cake.”
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